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King Ozymndias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates, the most valuable diamond in the ancient world. Desperate, he went to Crosus, the pawnbroker, to get a loan.
Crosus said, "I'll give you 100,000 dinars for it."
"But I paid a million dinars for it," the king protested. "Don't you know who I am? I am the king!"
Crosus replied, "When you wish to pawn a Star, makes no difference who you are."
Ken Morgan
2010 3d VIP
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Did you hear about the two antennae who got married? The wedding was so-so but the reception was great.
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A set of jumper cables walks into a bar, the bouncer eyes him up suspiciously and says, "Allright, I'll let you in. But you better not start anything..."
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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender states... "How you gonna pay for this, you have no pants and therefore no pockets."
The duck replies... "Put it on my bill."
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A Horse walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "hey, why the long face?"
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A bear walks into a bar and says "I'll have........a beer."
The bartender says "Why the big pause?"
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A hydrogen atom is sitting at the bar, looking very forlorn. The bartender asks him why he is so sad.
"I've lost my electron." says the atom.
"Are you sure?" asks the bartender.
The atom replies "I'm positive."
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Oh.......all right then..........
........a roast beef sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food in here."
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